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February 10, 2014 at 10:10pm
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Greater Than > Less Than

February 3, 2014 at 9:23pm
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Curiosity Museums Are Like Kitten Death Traps.

January 28, 2014 at 7:26am
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I Only Solve Mazes That Have David Bowie Hanging Out In Them

January 25, 2014 at 2:42pm
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I’ve Been A Time Traveler Since Before I Was Born.

January 23, 2014 at 1:50pm
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I’m Much More Confident After Having My Nervous System Removed.

January 22, 2014 at 10:09pm
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Trap Doors Make Any Sport Instantly More Exciting.

October 7, 2013 at 6:30pm
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I Use Stronger Language Since My Vocabulary Started Working Out.

October 6, 2013 at 6:30pm
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There’s Not A Surface On Earth That Can’t Be An Instant Drum Kit.

October 5, 2013 at 6:30pm
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There Are No Wrong Answers, Just Ones You Laugh Really Hard At.

October 4, 2013 at 6:30pm
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My Heart Would Make A Great DJ With All These Awesome Beats.