The Food Pyramid: Egypt’s Most Nutritional Achievement.
Near-Sighted People See The Glass As Half-Blurry.
I Thought The Police Sirens Were Just Trying To Cheer Me On.
Nouns Are Sick and Tired Of Being Objectified!
I Hate T-Shirts Almost As Much As I Love Irony.
Five Out Of Five Cannibals Agree You Are What You Eat.
Due To Inflation, A Picture Is Now Worth Only 950 Words.
Question Marks Are Only For Sentences With Low Self-Confidence.
Light Switches Turn Me On. And Off. And Then On Again.
Humans: The Greatest Threat To Humans Since the Dawn of Humans.
